Dumb Baalti and Bolti Bottle

After IBiBo tossing a dumb baalti on your TV screen , its time for a Bolti Bottle on your screen. Sprite has given a life to its bottle. Every time you buy a Sprite bottle you have a chance of winning free talk time.

I have a feeling that I am surrounded by superstars in my house. Move over SRK and AB Baby , what if I couldn’t get you to sign my slam book or have a pic taken with you for my Orkut album,Now I can have a pic of mine taken with the old cracked Baalti in my bathroom with a bottle in my hand.I am already feeling like a IBiBo iSuperstar.

Somehow I Could never figure out what IBiBo wanted to convey by using a Baalti first place. We often call dumb people “Dhakkan”. Is Baalti a bigger, colossal dhakkan? That’s an invention. So the next time I am wild at someone I would call him a ” Balti”. Funny ain’t it. I have a feeling I am going to see a few responses to this post like

” What a Baalti post ” or maybe ” which Baalti wrote this “. Three cheers to IBiBo for augmenting the colloquial hindi lexicon.

And now coming to the next object on my TV screen , the “Bolti Bottle” . I know all folks who enjoy their drink would have experienced it sometime. You know after a few pegs down, the Bottle comes to life. Its well chronicled fact, check Devdas if you don’t trust me. So thumbs down to the bottle.There is nothing new out here. And now since the Indian advertisers have started raiding your homes looking for objects to turn into a story be prepared to see more of stuff like broom, glasses and plates on the TV . I am feeling good already for sharing my abode with stars.

P.S : Please don’t call me a Baalti for this post, excuse this as my jealous feelings poring forth. I hate my Baalti !